The News Reports
(c) Mundane
Appreciation
Invitation to connect on LinkedIn
Broken Bottles
At 5.55pm today an unlucky shopper was the victim of unseen forces as two bottles mysteriously fell off a shelf and till conveyer in front of her. On both occasions, the in-house cleaner looked at her suspiciously as he mopped up the mess.
A witness said, “The two broken items were a jar of curry sauce and a bottle of white wine. Both products looked of average value.”
The musician’s broken scanner
The broken scanner error noise.
Brighton man tries to scan gig poster
At 19:18 this evening, a local Brighton musician tried to scan an upcoming gig poster but found that the scanner was not working properly. We spoke to the frustrated artist and he told us:
“it keeps nearly scanning then going ‘EHHH’ ‘EHHH’ ooh the light doesn’t work, why not work now when i need you to work machine? Machine do what i say machine.”
