June 2011
3 posts
Reminder about your invitation from Kayla Bell
LinkedIn
Reminder about your invitation from Kayla Bell
LinkedIn
Invitation to connect on LinkedIn
LinkedIn
April 2010
1 post
Broken Bottles
At 5.55pm today an unlucky shopper was the victim of unseen forces as two bottles mysteriously fell off a shelf and till conveyer in front of her. On both occasions, the in-house cleaner looked at her suspiciously as he mopped up the mess.
A witness said, “The two broken items were a jar of curry sauce and a bottle of white wine. Both products looked of average value.”
March 2009
1 post
February 2009
2 posts
The broken scanner error noise.
Brighton man tries to scan gig poster
At 19:18 this evening, a local Brighton musician tried to scan an upcoming gig poster but found that the scanner was not working properly. We spoke to the frustrated artist and he told us:
“it keeps nearly scanning then going ‘EHHH’ ‘EHHH’ ooh the light doesn’t work, why not work now when i need you to work machine? Machine do what i say machine.”