The News Reports

The News Reports

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Appreciation

Broken Bottles

At 5.55pm today an unlucky shopper was the victim of unseen forces as two bottles mysteriously fell off a shelf and till conveyer in front of her. On both occasions, the in-house cleaner looked at her suspiciously as he mopped up the mess.

A witness said,  “The two broken items were a jar of curry sauce and a bottle of white wine. Both products looked of average value.”