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Brighton man tries to scan gig poster

At 19:18 this evening, a local Brighton musician tried to scan an upcoming gig poster but found that the scanner was not working properly. We spoke to the frustrated artist and he told us:

“it keeps nearly scanning then going ‘EHHH’ ‘EHHH’ ooh the light doesn’t work, why not work now when i need you to work machine? Machine do what i say machine.”